Funny tip of the day humor
Im afraid that I think youre right he exclaimed, and Im afraid it looks like thats just the tip of the.
The guy bends over and the doctor has a good look and a rummage around. bend over then and let me have a look the doctor says. Though if it makes you feel any better, it was all for a very good cause. doctor he says I think Ive got a lettuce up my bum. Some of us were born with parents so cruel and unusual they're forced to rely on the kindness of friends for the rest of their lives!" "Because in case you haven't noticed," Miles says, practically hyperventilating now. "Um, okay, so let me get this straight-you just woke up and decided- Hey, what the hell? I think I'll just dump my ridiculously expensive luxury car by the side of the road-WHERE JUST ANYONE CAN TAKE IT?" a journey except its just traveling from room to room putting away the same toys all day long. Miles stares at him, eyes practically bugging out of his head, unable to comprehend how anyone could do such a thing- why anyone would do such a thing. Why not laugh as you go with these hilarious one liners. "Don't forget, it was fully customized and loaded with options." "You mean to tell me that you left your shiny, black, BMW M6 Coupe- by the side of the road?"īut thats a hundred-thousand-dollar car!" Miles gasps as his face turns bright red. He shakes his head and walks me to the gate, smiling as he says, "No, I just dropped off on the side of the road, key in the ignition, engine running."
"Did you trade it in?" I ask, but only because Miles is listening. Then glancing at Miles and seeing his expression he adds, "The car, not the hand." "I got rid of it," Damen says, gaze fixed on mine. “Where's your car? Miles asks, glancing at him as he slams his door shut and slings his backpack over his shoulder.